The New Normal Is Nine Inches WTF

So are you a size queen  or do you shrink at the thought of your .. ahem short comings?

Well according to an article at the website ProjectQAtlanta a discussion was held recently about the size of Oh Henry particularly in the world of de gay and bi-guy.

No this ain't about the ladies boo-de-ayes or their boobies, it about the dick and how the owners of the average size of 5 and a half often put more pressure on themselves than required just because porn likes to show the more endowed than the shorties.

It's not what ya got but how ya use it .. or allow others to do so.

So you size queens out there ya'll just keep going missing the opportunity of having a good fling just because some guys don't measure up to your fantasies.

Besides it not how much you can stuff in your orifice but what you do with it.

Or so I've heard from little Henry's.

Rob Wilson ... Come On .. um Down

So in a possible effort to .. ahem .. boost ratings The Price Is Right has added a new model.

Instead of the T & A variety we'll now have P & A or as commonly known, Pecs and Abs.

After having open auditions for male models to be part of the show and with viewers picking the final hunk, the winner is actor and model Rob Wilson.

While it's a temporary gig, it could well turn into a permanent display of manliness set next to the formerly named stable of ladies, Barker's Beauties.

Now, and in no uncertain terms is this writer suggesting that Mr. Wilson is, well you know, but what with the host of the show being gay and having fellows sitting at home in the morning why not go after de gay to boost viewership.

You can only watch Thomas Roberts on MSNBC for so long and besides he's taken now.

So why not watch some new beef in the morning to get an up start to your day.

Now a word from our sponsor, Budweiser de Queen of de Beers.

It's The Full Monty SportsCenter

Okay so why wasn't there this stuff to cover when I was a sports broadcaster ?

I reported on more mundane things like Paul Newman racing at Lime Rock (and going for a ride with him once in his racing car ... NOTE .. if you ever do that make sure you take a motion sickness pill).

The only time I got to see naked guys was in the locker room but out on the playing field ... in public .. be still my quivering heart.

So it is that OutSports has an article about the Nude Blacks rugby team who play in the buff in New Zealand.

And the Otago Daily Times has ... well ... let's go to the video tape.

Da da da ... Da da da.

No Bulging Short Shorts WTF

So what better way to get de gay to come to your country and vacation than to show white short shorts with a bugle as the photo to the left shows.

Well it seems de bulge got to be a bit embarrassing for the Aussie board of tourism for the Gold Coast as has been reported by GayStarNews.

As the article reads, A photo of a man's bulging pants has been pulled from the latest campaign of Australia's Gold Coast tourism board because it didn't want its bid to attract more gay travelers 'reduced to a crotch shot'.

Well heavens what's wrong with that ?

Gold Coast Tourism (GCT) were using the close-up of a man in tight white swim shorts, with the tagline ‘Check out our impressive packages’, to promote the area as a destination for the LGBT community.However, it was dropped after attracting unwanted negative news coverage.

GCT director of communications and marketing services, Ben Pole, told the Mumbrella website, that the image ‘did not represent the tone and style’ of their campaign.

It certainly works for Palm Springs, Ft. Lauderdale and lots of hotels for de gay around the US.

Well I guess that means no naked boo-de-aye shots will be used either.

Oh you Aussies, we know what your eyes are looking at.